banINTER.NET - the International Campaign To ban The internet
ten reasons why the HEALTHY and VIRTUOUS option of posting a letter BEATS email every Time
- The satisfying 'thunk' as The Letter drops into the Post Box
- The pleasantly charred appearance Of The letter after the local vandals Have Set fire to the post Box
- Studies have Shown that an average Postman uses less Energy during his shift
than a Google Data Center uses in 5 seconds
- You Can't Accidentally 'C.C' a Salacious and immoral Letter from your lover to your co-workers by Hitting
the wrong Button
- By enclosing Anthrax in a letter, you Can panick western Governments into Ordering large stocks of
entirely Unnecessary anthrax Vaccine, greatly Benefitting The pharmaceutical Industry
- That's not ten reasons, is it?
- Er....