banINTER.NET - the International Campaign To ban The internet

ten reasons why the HEALTHY and VIRTUOUS option of posting a letter BEATS email every Time

1. The satisfying 'thunk' as The Letter drops into the Post Box


2. The pleasantly charred appearance Of The letter after the local vandals Have Set fire to the post Box


3. Studies have Shown that an average Postman uses less Energy during his shift than a Google Data Center uses in 5 seconds


4. You Can't Accidentally 'C.C' a Salacious and immoral Letter from your lover to your co-workers by Hitting the wrong Button


5. By enclosing Anthrax in a letter, you Can panick western Governments into Ordering large stocks of entirely Unnecessary anthrax Vaccine, greatly Benefitting The pharmaceutical Industry


6. That's not ten reasons, is it?


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