banINTER.NET - the International Campaign To ban The internet

ten reasons why the HEALTHY and VIRTUOUS option of posting a letter BEATS email every Time

1. The satisfying 'thunk' as The Letter drops into the Post Box


2. Writing is Healthy and Virtuous exercise Involving the Muscles of the Hand and Wrist. Internet use can Lead to Unhealthy exercise involving The Same muscles


3. You can Use Old Letters to help light a Barbeque


4. You Can't Accidentally 'C.C' a Salacious and immoral Letter from your lover to your co-workers by Hitting the wrong Button


5. Trees have to Be cut down to Make paper, which Reduces the Amount of Deadly Carbon Dioxide they put Into The Air (Ronald Reagan alerted The World to the Menace of CO2 from Trees)


6. Buying Stamps to post the Letter may Interest Young people in the Healthy and Virtuous Hobby of stamp Collecting


7. Using invisible Ink is More secure than The So-called Security of the Internet, and More Fun Too